One thing I have learnt is never to leave your shi...
Robert Lindsay

Will somebody please get this coat hanger out of t...
Rob Pendragon

No, I am not gay! This "Jobs for the Boys" story ...
Rob Pendragon

Steve Jobs is one of the few people around rich en...
Valérie Ganne

Look, Sir, don't you think perhaps your juggling b...
Valérie Ganne

Actually I was ghosting for the Fake Steve Jobs
Robert Lindsay

Hang on! Would the real Steve Jobs appear in publ...
Rob Falconer

Here in my hand is a list of Windows Vista securit...
Anonymous

And to prove just how effective the new iMac is, I...
Rob Falconer

I wonder...if I pose like this, will they build a ...
Kiernan Wagstaff

No, I'm Steve Jobs. Homer Simpson wears a white sh...
Anonymous

No, I'm Spartacus!
D Newton

Meet Jedi Stevious Jobe who has perfected the new ...
Corlis Byrne

and the next version is see through but we are sti...
Malcolm George

All that matters is that I get the Real Steve Job'...
Anonymous

Cant you see the scars?
Anonymous

En Garde! i-Phone fencing!
Paul Henry

I wanna do big jobs!
Anonymous

My name's Steven, and before going on the Apple di...
Jon Morton

It was this big when it left the design facility.....
George Hall

"Worship me! Or I press this red button on my iRem...
George Romas

Even George W Bush had started impersonating Steve...
Jon Morton

Hey - we all pretend sometimes !
John Ray

My God! Who stole the baby, it isn't even baptised...
Ronald Frankenberg

"Hey Gatesboy, come and have a go if you think you...
Johnnie

"Don`t worry,I`m no fake,I`ve got made in the USA ...
kenneth wilkinson

You should have seen the size of the fib that got ...
Richard Gianella

"I'm DJ SJ, I'm the rapper from L.A., Will the...
Johnnie

You think I'll stand out more against a blue backg...
Anonymous

And in my left hand the Windows phone...
Tim Ware

The reason I'm so smug because the imac I am unvei...
jack Winogrodzki

Steve say's "Talking of imitations, you wanna see ...
Simon Coley

Talking of doubles, bet you didnt know I'm the stu...
Simon Coley

till it comes down in price, I'll stick to this ol...
Jock Smith

There was something fishy going on and the fish wa...
Dave Devine

It's a good jobs it was insured it just slipped aw...
Dave Devine

Hey would I lie to you.
Franz

Yes, finely balanced: Buy Leopard or Vista... or L...
Richard

Rap fans were unimpressed by DJ SJ, with his rhyme...
Johnnie

Fake you say was he wearing a disguise...............
Ian Cognito