If that’s a male swan, “Pen” had better be careful
Valérie Ganne

Pen was less than impressed with the conference’s ...
Rob Falconer

Pen was about to find out the meaning of the phras...
Rob Pendragon

I can't watch!!!!
Oliver Matthews

As a pen is another name for a female swan, it loo...
Robert Lindsay

Arctic navigation up the swannie !
John Ray

Strange, my Sat Nav reckons that this is Knightsbr...
Ian Sargent

"That damned GPS navigation system has dumped me i...
Richard Scurrah

Pitchpolling an inflatable, novel.
Anonymous

This year's swan upping was not going well.
Anonymous

Pen, wouldn’t it be a lot easier if you just flew ...
ROLF

Follow my Leda
Anonymous

Nutter! Why doesn't he just fly like the rest of u...
Corlis Byrne

An ugly ducking turns a swan.
Richard

As Pen jumped into the water he suddenly realised ...
Chris Sanderson

Why is he going to the Arctic to reach the Pole, w...
Valerie

Polar explorer, Pen Hadow, was surprised at the im...
David Mutlow

The man from Orange searched bitterly for the lost...
Anonymous

Melting of polar ice-cap - more advanced than expe...
David Bowen

Do I try to walk in his garden?
Christopher Grigg

That Pen Hadow had better not try Swan Upping with...
Rob Pendragon

Just goes to show even a Swan doesn't like to see ...
Craig Mitchell

So long as global warming is as bad as the scienti...
Anonymous

Just when you are hungry and want to pick up a pen...
Dave Devine

"Bloody hell, all this preparation and I forgot ab...
kenneth wilkinson

Oh my god my ice probe's oveheated and melted the ...
Dave Devine

Little did Pen know but that swan was really Sir R...
Robert Lindsay

"The Irish bobsleigh team had arrived a little to ...
kenneth wilkinson

Loch Ness Monster sighting deemed a fake!
Matt Horwell

"The Royal Ballet Companies Swan Lake on Ice was ...
kenneth wilkinson

"If Shackleton survived then so can... hang on did...
Ernest Mildew

Pen is happy to be on stage two of his practice, T...
Steven James

When his wife opted for the Antarctic survey, Pen ...
Steven James

When I said Duck I didn’t mean you to take it quit...
Malcolm George

I'm not walking on water I'm floating silly
Malcolm George