If it were adhesive, you could use it as a Post-it...
Mary Hullah

Apple unveils its new fly-swatter
Audrey

Steve shows his blank script, now that the writers...
P Dragon

you can now post emails first class by Royal Mail.
Chewbacca Wookie

Not only is it thin, but it folds up to go through...
Nick Fowler

... and we've already sold these, HMRC in the UK p...
Karen Challinor

Don't give it to HMRC, they will loose it
Anonymous

Are there any cd's in there
Anonymous

Does anyone know why this one is addressed to HMRC...
Anonymous

It's so sexy, our customers requested it be delive...
D Newton

Er no, Steve, that IS an inter-office envelope
Audrey

simply load up 25 million names, addresses and ban...
Anonymous

Hello children, I've been invited here to warn you...
David Mutlow

Once we put it in an evelope, we knew we had it li...
dave devine

All we need now is the heat sink to keep it cool, ...
Paul

Steve was heavily criticised for hanging on too lo...
Nick Fowler

Steve was heavily criticised for hanging on too lo...
Nick Fowler

Not available for government employees...
Charles Wood

Steve Jobs does that Larry David walk. (Cue tuba....
John S

Look, my leaving present to Bill Gates.
Richard

Frozen shoulder can affect anybody anywhere
Valerie Ganne

Steve Jobs in high-five with The Invisible Man sho...
Anonymous

Apples new post boy is a living example of the com...
K Clegg

But why would anybody want to put a laptop in an i...
Rob Falconer

Bill's sent me SP1 for my Vista; anyone else need ...
Richard

Stung by "green" critics, Apple reduces packaging.
Richard

So, how muxh is in this envelope? Deal or no deal...
Mary

'Someone in the UK wants to trade a couple of data...
nick williams

"Origami wasn`t one of Steves strong points."
kenneth wilkinson

Er no, actually the size envelope the new MacBook ...
Valerie Ganne

Steve Jobs is demoted to official Airport greeter ...
Mary Hullah

Er, I think my underarm deodorant may have set sol...
Audrey

OK - so it was me who farted!
Anonymous

We designed this one especially for HMRC
Roger Ash

Can you see the address? Yes, this one is going to...
Anonymous

When you go will you send back a letter from Ameri...
Dan Looker

Jobs receives order for Mac Air from HMRC and the ...
ian

Unlike Royal Mail it's fast and reliable and never...
chewbacca wookie

Caption: Great staging, crappy lighting.
Shirley A. Hodge

Steve hands his ultimatum on world domination to t...
P Dragon

And it is small enough to get lost in the post!
Chris Goodman

The answer to the growing burden of internal email...
Dave Mills

"Air Mail"
kenneth wilkinson

The laptop fits into an envelope but unfortunately...
Alan Tierney

Come in Mr Gates... stop your floundering around i...
Anonymous

And the lucky winner will be met at the airport by...
Anonymous

We've found a couple of CDs in the post room ........
Mike Parmley

Now HMRC can lose a whole computer's worth of info...
Andrew Stirling

Steve had just realised that buying bigger envelop...
Spoke

In my left hand the latest and greatest, in my rig...
Roger H Phebey

It is a security enhanced design. So small it wil...
Chris Goodman

After all I've done for them, i get a P45 ... aga...
Brian Hann

All that info in a 'Brown' envelope - surprise sur...
Anonymous

Apple innovation heralds new way of losing vast am...
Ian Springham

I have in my hand a piece pf paper ...
Pat Mason