I think the carburettor’s flooded
Rob of Wales

Suddenly, Bond remembered the amphibious car was s...
Mary Hullah

Well, the bridge looked strong enough
Mary Hullah

"I think he wants you pull over, it's a three knot...
Richard Peters

I think the ford might have been a few yards upstr...
Valerie Ganne

It’s a pity the retractable roof button’s stuck
Valerie Ganne

Still a few teething problems with the Sat Nav the...
Dave Holloway

It’s the perfect car for me – I live in Tewkesbury
P Dragon

Ken Livingstone announced a new underwater congest...
Radical Meldrew

I reckon it’s time we bought a new sat nav, Tatian...
P Dragon

I said 'dip the headlights'
Julian Nicholls

Ooh look - the man from the AA is here. 'I think t...
David Caddick

Police frogman teams have teething problems issuin...
Malcolm George

London 2108: 30 years into the great global warmin...
Anonymous

Daa Dum Daa Dum Daa Dum da da duh. Bond finally u...
Greg Smith

Drown the engine noise with Handels Water Music fu...
Andy Castle

"Is that Hammond over there?"
Anonymous

Q's plan to avoid the congestion charge was a bust...
Giles Turner

Basil Fawlty didn’t like automatic transmission, b...
Nick Fowler

Typical! The wipers don’t work.
Nick Fowler

And you laughed at the “Beware of the Ducks” road-...
Audrey

Come on, James – the car wash wouldn’t have been t...
Audrey

I told you the ferry was too far from the quayside
Rob Falconer

I must say it’s very therapeutic, this driving wit...
Rob Falconer

Aah - the wide open roads of Tewkesbury in the sum...
Anonymous

Darling I no longer need the toilet.
Anonymous

I told you the road went downhill somewhere in thi...
Paul

There is no off switch for the windscreen washers!
Paul

Home James, and don't spare the seahorses.
John Ray

"Good job I put the wet weather tyres on."
kenneth wilkinson

Never mind you and keep the top down it's a sunny ...
Dave Devine

And I suppose you don't still don't believe you ha...
Gabe Renzo

"A misspelling on the order form resulted in a Tit...
kenneth wilkinson

I still cant find Nemo.
Richard Gianella

I've had it with this sat nav.
Ray Derkacz

I said you could drive it on a FROZEN lake.
Ken Munn

I hope those bubbles are coming from your scuba ta...
Mike Parmley

I don't believe it - there's even double yellow li...
Mike Parmley

Car design reaches rock bottom.
Richard

Drivers spot fish on school run.
Richard

Obesity epidemic hits scuba divers.
Richard

Women & map reading. Enough said.
Mike Parmley

No I don't want my windscreen washing, thank you.
Mike Parmley

Hi there, my names Pond.....James Pond!
Richard Peters

And another Top Gear challenge went sadly wrong......
Simon Coley

What a loser!
Anonymous