Mr. Rolls and Mr. Royce clearly had totally differ...
Audrey Margaret

Let’s see the speed cameras try and sort this one ...
Valerie Ganne

I said I wanted an antique, not in teak
Valerie Ganne

The car had been made by a branch of BMW
Rob Falconer

The latest from Mahogany-Benz!
Rob Falconer

Any car left in this parking bay without authorisa...
Mary Hullah

Alfalfa Romeo recommends Mr. Sheen
Mary Hullah

It does 100 miles to the gallon of furniture polis...
Audrey Margaret

The Government announces that Longbridge is to be ...
Nick Fowler

The new car is to be tested by Top Gear’s Formula ...
Robert Lindsay

It's worse than rust, mate. You’ve got termites.
Robert Lindsay

Unfortunately, this model is very susceptible to w...
P Dragon

One problem - it wooden work
Christian Sharp

Apple launches new stylish i-Car
Ian Cummins

It's part Ash-ton Martin, part Model Teak Ford and...
Anonymous

A wooden car, with a wooden engine... yep you gues...
Gary Jerrum

After making such a success of rail infrastructure...
Steve Kirk

Wooden car with a split personality sounds barking...
Gary Jerrum

This car is so fast it gave me wood!
Mr Bollo

The ultimate eco car made from sustainable resourc...
David Caddick

I thought it was odd when Mr Sheen placed the orde...
Anthony Harrison

Multi-Styled Motor proved it wooden be beat.
Craig Mitchell

It certainly beats a broomstick!
Anonymous

Newsflash - man in hospital receiving treatment fo...
John K

At a recent motor show, Bill Gates proudly announc...
Alistair Nicholls

This model sure grows on you, leaves others behind...
David Devine

Latest MS product, what it sais on the box, wooden...
Anonymous

Designed on Vista, and just like it has all the ol...
Anonymous

David Copperfield latest stunt; he made car varnis...
Mike Shipley

Burn, Baby, Burn.
Corlis Byrne

Well it seemed a good idea on paper but on wood…
Mike Shipley

Pinochio's latest runaround
Anonymous

Chav ram raids B&Q thinking it was Halfords
Anonymous

Local carpenter have just made his trees in car ...
Mike Shipley

out with the old, in with the new -
Anonymous

I was just messing with the buttons and now I can'...
William B

Ah Vasily my son, Wax On Wax Off or should that be...
Alistair Dickinson

"Actually,the Irishman had ordered three cars, not...
kenneth wilkinson

Full MOT and Rentokil guarantee...................
Gwilym Rhys-Jones

Turn and burn!
Mike Parmley

Bipolar disease hits Detroit - wood you believe it...
Tim Ware

The new MG MFi
Andrew Davies

Ikeas concept car kit was let down by the instruct...
Brian Hann

A car for the frozen wastes of Russia. Run out of ...
Ian Savell

Wood you believe it!
Simon Coley

Oakay Mr Timberlake said, Ashen faced as he saw hi...
Anonymous

MFI really should not make cars.
Ian

Does my insurance policy cover woodworm ?
Martin Goldsack

I had a wooden car car once, it wooden drive
Simon Watts

Headline: Rich Kid builds go-kart
Skippy Inskip

Available flat pack........isles 11, 54, 127 and 9...
Anonymous

Ford announces a new concept car - the Schizophren...
Mike Parmley

Stealth car to defeat radar speed traps.
Richard